Serenity Prayer for Central Bankers

by Gary Christenson
Deviant Investor

“Hello, my name is Jerome. I’m a central banker.”
“Hello, my name is Janet. I’m a Keynesian.”
“Hello, my name is Ben. I’m a monetizer.”
“Hello, my name is Alan. I’m an inflationist.”
“Hello, my name is Paul. I’m a central banker.”

The sponsor spoke as he smoothed the jacket of his $10,000 suit. “Welcome to our special session of Central Bankers Anonymous. At this point in the evening we recite two prayers.

“God grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference.”

“And now our special prayer for tonight.” All participants bowed their heads and recited with the utmost reverence.

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